By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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