He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?