I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.