suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?