So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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