weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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