Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Small penises have feelings too.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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