Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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