So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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