the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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