What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
