In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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