I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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