Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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