piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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