I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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