A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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