Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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