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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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