i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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