Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Ladies don't puke and tell
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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