if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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