I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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