He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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