She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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