im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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