is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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