Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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