yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
