So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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