I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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