i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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