Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
