Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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