Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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