Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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