Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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