And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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