Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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