are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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