Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
