before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
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