it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
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I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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