is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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