I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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