arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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