so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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