i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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