you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Everything about him screamed your future.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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