we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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