their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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