I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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