i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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