who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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