No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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