After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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