Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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