it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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