they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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